"The dogs.. they had a meeting. They came from near and far.
Some came by rail, others came by car.
Before they were allowed to go in and take a look
each dog had to hang his asshole on a hook
As they were all seated.. each mother, son & sire
In run a big yellow curr & the son of a bitch yelled, "Fire!"
The dogs, they all jumped up & run... they didn't stop to look.
They just grabbed themselves an asshole as they passed by the hook.
And now as you go down the street & see a dog carryin' a greasy bone
He'll stop & smell the other dogs butt to see if he can find his own." - Ted Kelsey
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