Poop Coop

"What do you call that white stuff on top of chicken shit? .... - More chicken shit!"
               -Ted Kelsey

Throne

 

"This little house is all i own so try to keep it neat.

Please be kind with your behind and don't shit on the seat."

-Ted Kelsey

The truth about dogs

"The dogs.. they had a meeting. They came from near and far.

Some came by rail, others came by car.

Before they were allowed to go in and take a look

each dog had to hang his asshole on a hook

 As they were all seated.. each mother, son & sire

 In run a big yellow curr & the son of a bitch yelled, "Fire!"

 The dogs, they all jumped up & run... they didn't stop to look.

 They just grabbed themselves an asshole as they passed by the hook. 

 And now as you go down the street & see a dog carryin' a greasy bone 

 He'll stop & smell the other dogs butt to see if he can find his own." 

     - Ted Kelsey

Nickname

"I've shot many dear in my day. That was my nickname in highshool you know.... THE DEER SLAYER."

-Ted Kelsey