SHIT MY GRANDPA SAYS
I am Ted Kelsey's Granddaughter and I am sharing his wisdom with the world.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
The first cut is the deepest
"Do you know what the sharpest thing in the world is? - A fart. It can go through your pants without even cutting them." - Ted Kelsey
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Trivia
My grandpa asked me this question this morning:
" If a donkey is an ass, and a sheep is a ram... then why is a ram in the ass a goose?"
-Ted Kelsey
" If a donkey is an ass, and a sheep is a ram... then why is a ram in the ass a goose?"
-Ted Kelsey
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
beastiality
"Johnny go milk the bull
There's only one tit to pull
Grease it with lard and jerk it hard
and you'll soon have a bucket full. "
-Ted Kelsey
There's only one tit to pull
Grease it with lard and jerk it hard
and you'll soon have a bucket full. "
-Ted Kelsey
Monday, February 7, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Irony
"After that last Census we just had... it turns out there are alot more Horse's asses out there then there are horses."
-Ted Kelsey
-Ted Kelsey
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Old man River
High in the mountains, low in the grass.
The old man died with a cobb in his ass.
The cobb came out & the air came in
& The old man came back to life again.
The old man died with a cobb in his ass.
The cobb came out & the air came in
& The old man came back to life again.
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